(Billy Bob Thornton/J.D Andrew)
I'm tired of interesting guys I'm tired of interesting guys So proud of their frightening size Too bad for those who didn't win the prize It's such a drag I'm tired of sensitive gals I'm tired of sensitive gals It's so hard to leave their cat And drive around and maybe be looked at It's such a drag I'm happy to meet you I'm happy to meet you I'm so happy to meet you But I'm so happy to leave I'm tired of the colors we choose I'm tired of the colors we choose You're not blue so you have to lose Haven't you heard it's all over the news It's such a drag I'm happy to meet you I'm happy to meet you I'm so happy to meet you But I'm happy to leave I'm tired of the way it looks I'm tired of the way it looks Dumpsters full of rotting books Being humans just means that we are crooks What a goddamn drag I'm happy to meet you I'm happy to meet you I'm so happy to meet you But I'm so happy to leave